if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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