The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Enjoy the penises
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
