Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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