porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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