There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Randomize