Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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