butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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