i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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