i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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