i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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