Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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