Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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