y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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