"it" just moved
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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