she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
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