got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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