Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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