Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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