Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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