Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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