I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I am available for nakedness
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize
