'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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