jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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