I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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