He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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