just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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