Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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