Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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