he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Blood and glitter go together right?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
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