2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
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