So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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