I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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