Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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