So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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