awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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