I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Just pee around me
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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