Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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