i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
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