Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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