I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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