North Korea, Best Korea!
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I haven't been this sober since birth.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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