Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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