that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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