im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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