Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
birth control should be required to get into college
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
