I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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