is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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