could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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