And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
