i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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