so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
she smelled like a LAN party
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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