does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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