operation harelip BJ is a go
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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