Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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