its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
That accounts for only three of the penises
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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