I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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