butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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